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INT        THE COMMITTEE MEETING DAY

In the committee’s room, 6 board members are seated round a wooden oval table

with Frank’s back to them, standing, looking out a large window with view of the course.

President TED POTTER (60) tall, slim, suit; stands up from his chair at the head of the table.

 

TED    (Pointing his finger)          

I don’t have to remind the committee and our Chairman MR BART BOURKE that our  

club is in dire financial straits and I for one, say we sell the place off

now without going into further debt with the banks!

Cut to

 

 

INT             BART STANDS IN COMMITTEE ROOM         DAY

 

Bart pushes his chair back and stands up.

 

BART  (In a stern voice)

My grandfather CHARLIE BOURKE started this club 150 years ago for the good of the

town people of GOBBLE GOBBLE and it was his dream that we continue racing

for many more years to come.

I strongly oppose The President’s stupid suggestions of selling out!

 

We own 5,000 prime native acres of land here and visitors far and wide come to our club

for our 6 meetings a year.

 

Cut to

 

 

TED    (Waving finger at BART)             

Sounds all good and proper Mr Chairman but how do you suggest we meet the banks deadlines?

I have an investor that is keen to buy outright; right now, with a very

good offer here on the table.

 

(Holds up a group of papers and bangs them on the table)

 

I say we close down today and take a vote for the sale!

 

BART   (looking at Ted)                            

I still cannot understand how for the life of me we owe $30,000 to         

the banks when we own the land, have sponsors, mind you a few more would

be better and local crowds coming in.

 

TED                          

Overheads Mr Chairman, it is called overheads, or have you never heard of them?

  

       Cut to

 

 

 

INT        FRANK TURNS FROM WINDOW          DAY

 

Frank dressed in light blue shirt and jeans, turns holding his coffee cup,

walk’s down to the board table.

 

FRANK                             

What you need is a great marketing idea  to make this year’s Cup the best the

club has ever had to get out of debt.

 

           Cut to

 

 

 

INT        TED TURNS TO FRANK         DAY

Frank walks down to board table.

 

 

FRANK

You need to promote the Cup meeting with a new idea for a bumper

crowd to increase sponsor’s dollars for the day.

 

We need to think of a big head line act to let everybody know what a

       great day we will be holding.

 

 

BART

We have tried damn hard to get more sponsors but the corporate monies

are harder and harder to find son.

 

(Ted BANGS his fists on the board table, waves his arms wildly)

 

 

TED

Let’s slash the prize money in half, double food and drink prices and

       triple the entrance fees?

 

(Bart walks to head of board table)

 

 

BART   (Angry at POTTER)

Then you cut the lively hood for local trainers and prize money to

       the owners and they will abandon our meeting.

Then you will end up with no club!

 

                                                               Cut to

 

      INT        TED WAS WORTH A TRY        DAY

Ted stands.

 

                             TED        (Jokingly)

It was worth a try, I suggest we sell now to my buyer! 

 

(Frank walks over to challenge Ted)

 

 

FRANK   (Fade in)

Why are you in such a hurry to sell the club off POTTER?

 

 

 

TED (Defensive)

I am not, but it is just not financial to keep going.

 

We are fighting a losing battle to stay afloat and I say sell!

 

(Frank walks back to the window and looks out)

 

FRANK                              

Do we still lease those 500 acres of bush retreat to the

GOBBLE GOBBLE Nudist Colony behind the hills?

                                                              Cut to

 

 


 

 

INT        TED WALKS OVER TO WINDOW         DAY              

Ted turns towards the window.

 

TED                                     

Yes! Why, you want to charge them more rent?

    Cut to

 

 

INT        COMMITTEE MEMBER      DAY

Seated at the table, speaks up.

 

Committee Member #1                    

Their nudist club has nearly 4,000 members from miles around,

it’s big business now!

    Cut to

 

 

INT        FRANK ABOUT NUDIST    DAY

Turns around from the window.

 

FRANK  (in a dream)

Wow! Now that’s one hell of a lot of naked people!

I’ve been down there hundreds of times when a kid; hiding in the bushes,

watching them play and jump around naked. I always wanted to join.

 

Cut to

 

 

INT        TED BLOODY NUDIST     DAY

BART                                

      What are you thinking son?

 

TED   (Shaking his head)                 

Bloody nudist! If I had my way I would close them down and kick ‘em out!

COME TO THE GOBBLE GOBBLE NUDIST COLONY!

               What a disgusting name!

 

 

INT        FRANK WALKS AWAY FROM WINDOW     DAY

FADE IN: Frank walks back to the boardroom table.

 

FRANK     (talks at committee)                        

Why not invite the nudist colony to our Cup meeting?

We could hold a world first, A NAKED DAY AT THE RACES?

Get some huge publicity and that guarantees a big crowd!

Problems solved.

 

 

TED  (Walking down from window)

You’re off your rocker?

Nudist race goers at MY club!

Yeh! I can see the press now; they would have a field day with that;

no thanks!

 

                                                                Cut to

 

 

INT        FRANK AND MEDIA   DAY

Frank raises both arms up in the air.

 

FRANK

Exactly, that’s what I mean.

       Country wide free publicity to come to our meeting.

             I ask you, why not?

The course would be packed, more sponsors sign up and we may

             even hold a live broad cast coverage of the day’s events?

      I have broadcasting contacts in the city that might be interested in this.

 

 

TED

You have to be f%$king mad FRANK!

       I am not letting a bunch of nudist run around at MY club!

 

 

COMMITTEE MEMBER #1

       What if they had to cover their lower parts, half naked, it may just work!

 

 

 

BART

If we can just get a few more thousand people to our meeting, the club is

       out of debt!

 

TED                              

This is ridiculous, I say we fold and sell up now!

 

BART                               

I say we have a vote on it? All those in favour of the

GOBBLE GOBBLE Nudist Colony coming to our meeting; raise their hands?

 

(5 of the 6 voting members raise their hands)

All those against the nudist colony raise their hand.

 

(Ted shrugs his shoulders and grumbles to himself)

    Cut to

 

 

INT        FRANK TALKS MARKETING      DAY

 

FRANK   (With a big grin)

Good, that settles it, we have a unanimous decision in the GOBBLE GOBBLE Nudist

Colony coming to our meeting.

I will get stuck straight away into my marketing plans.

I wouldn’t miss this meeting for quids!

 

TED        (Frowning)         

This will never work!

    Cut to

 

 

 

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How to e-dutch bet.

 

So far have called 5-6 with dividends of $15,000 and half had returned twice a dividend and overall zero have lost.

It is the best of the best tips to members.

 

Tips: 

98% e-dutch bet   1-3

97%  2-4-5-6-7

 

Rove either trifecta or pick 4

 

1 with 2-3-4-5-6-7

3 with 1-2-4-5-6-7

 

Flexi will tell how much, if they both run 1-2-3 you collect twice in trifecta or 1-2-3-4 you collect twice in pick 4.

 

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