Dec 18
Dec 18

 

 

a naked day at the races, film (4th page)

 

EXT       DO SEAGULS ROOT  DAY

Frank and Bart walk pastveteran army buddies, ARTHUR 95(Course Broadcaster)

and long-time mate BASIL 94, both wearing 2nd world war army uniforms and hats,

sitting on the grass next to each other; knees up, both DRINKING from a

large bottle of beer and holding slices of bread in their hands.

 

BART                                  

Ready for another great Cup call ARTHUR?

 

ARTHUR    (Looks up at BART)                            

I sure ‘em BART.   

(Bart and Frank walk past)   

 

BASIL    (Throws some bread scraps)                           

So what number GOBBLE GOBBLE Cup 

calls will this be for you ARTHUR?

 

 

 

ARTHUR

Beats me, must be nearly 50 now     

except for the years we spent in       

the Great War together fighting in France.

 

(PAUSE)

 

(Nodding his head and pointing with his bottle in his hand) 

Have a look at those work men taking it easy                                        

      Cut to

     EXT       3 WORKMEN LEANING ON THEIR SPADES

 

                                                             Cut to

EXT       BACK TO ARTHUR AND BASIL DAY

Throwing bread scraps.

 

BASIL                             

Yeh! ARTHUR, I bet they have no balls  

mate, not like us when we were in the  

stuck in the trenches in France for weeks

on end with enemy artillery and gun fire

flying over our fucking heads.

                                  

 

ARTHUR                           

Those were the day’s mate, when men

were REAL men!

 

 

BASIL       (Nodding his head)     

I’ll drink to that mate!

     (They take a drink of beer and throw some bread)                     

     Cut to

 

EXT       FLOCK OF SEAGULLS        DAY

A flock of 20 seagulls are scavenging bread scraps on the grass. 

                                                            Cut to

 

EXT            10 SEAGULLS         DAY

   

BASIL    (Points with his bottle)                 

‘Ave a damn look at those seagulls. 

You know what ARTHUR?                    

It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, once

you start eating fish and chips what do you have next

minute annoying the shit out of you?

 

 

ARTHUR                           

Hundreds of fucking seagulls!

 

 

BASIL                          

That’s right, seagulls everywhere;  

Q                   Squawk, Squawk! Squawk! “Give me your food,

give me your food!”

The bastards never let up!

                                  

 

ARTHUR     (Nodding)                       

 That’s’ right, you know a bloke could climb Mt Everest

 and, as he takes the last step to the top of the world,

 what is there to meet him?

                                  

BASIL                         

Squawking seagulls wanting your lunch!

(PAUSE: In the background 2 Seagulls [people dressed up in seagull costumes]

start running around, chasing each other.

 

BASIL                               

Do you know what ARTHUR?

                                  

 

ARTHUR                               

No BASIL, what?

 

 

BASIL                             

I’ve never seen seagulls have a root!  

It’s like; they know how to multiply without rooting!

 

 

ARTHUR                           

Nobody BASIL has ever seen seagulls have a root!

 

(In the background two seagull [costumes] are having sex)                                  

 

 

BASIL   (Throws more scraps)    

I certainly haven’t!

`                   And you never see baby seagulls?    

                    Every one of them is the same fucking size,

have a look! (Pointing his bottle)

 

Maybe they just log into to E-Bay and “Hey, let’s

buy a baby today so we don’t have to root!”

 

 

                                                  Cut to

 

 

 

EXT       SQUARKING SEAGULS        DAY

         

20 SQUARKING seagulls on the lawn eating bread scraps.

 

                                                                       Cut to

 

                                                      

EXT       3 SEAGULS IN BACKGROUND    DAY

3 baby seagulls in costumes are running round behind Arthur and Basil.

 

BASIL     (takes a drink of his beer)                         

The rest of the world has tiny babies;        

we have baby kids, there’s baby chickens, baby lions,

baby horses, baby cats.

Oooh no! Not our squawking seagulls, they don’t have babies,

just one flock of fuckin grown up birds!

 

               These seagulls are a real threat to the very

existence of the human race.

 

          Mark my words ARTHUR, be WARNED!

 

 

ARTHUR                            

They may even rule the world one day BASIL!   

(They take another drink from their bottles).

 

 

BASIL                    

       And dying, have you ever seen just one fucking

  dead seagull?

 

 

ARTHUR    (Shaking his head)              

Nope, never!

 

(Behind Arthur and Basil one of the adult seagulls

holds his heart, circles and falls down, dead)

 

 

 

BASIL                              

It’s like they live for ever and ever!

Tell me, do old, degenerate Mr and Mrs Seagull look at each other

and say, “Hey honey; I feel like shit today, let’s fly 100,000 miles

to our island in the Pacific and we can both drop dead

together holding each other’s wings!”

 

 

(In the background, one dead seagull down, the other seagull has a

shovel digs a grave; 3 baby seagulls, head down are throwing pieces

of bread scraps on the dead seagull. A seagull priest holds a bible.).

 

ARTHUR                          

You’re probably right about that BASIL,       

it sounds logical to me.

 

BASIL                            

Bastards; and they don’t even root!

 

ARTHUR                       

(FADE IN: Looking at BASIL, smiles with a flutter of his eye lids.)               

Not like you and me dear!

 

(Arthur smiles and faces Basil; takes out his dentures,

they embrace and have a passionate tongue kiss)

 

(PAUSE)

 

 

 

ARTHUR    (Rubbing his groin)

                    My balls are getting itchy BASIL!

 

 

                                  

 

BASIL

That’s because they are rubbing    

between your ankles.

 

(They have a drink from their bottles)

                                                 

      Cut to

 

 

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Dec 17

 

 

How I create my selections.

Next meeting Flemington Saturday and early 10.30am start because of the hot weather.

 

Good evening members.

 

We have been refining and improving all the time the last 3 months are having some great days,

with some great innovations for members.

 

Firstly today just to show members how I arrive at my final ratings looking at horses.

 

See how quick I have to rate in a fitness percentage to get them in time to make a bet.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBD2SUnIy20&feature=em-share_video_user


 

 

 

They are after the race, but entertaining, I will do more and punters can see how close your bets

are.

 

Have your logo go out to thousands of punters on this concept, contact me please.

 

Punters have been screaming out for the fit 2 win App.

 

As most of my 1-2 selections run in the first 4, when I see 2 standouts on 98%, I called e-dutch bet. (exotic dutch)

 

That means dutch one horse in exotics with my other numbers, then dutch the other horse; and

if both finish in the Pick 4 or trifecta you get twice.

 

So far 6 calls in 3 weeks and we have returned dividends of about $15,000, so great information

to members.

 

I am splitting the field in two with great success, fitter horses are winning 95% of the time and

unfit (not rated) recently nearly 700, only 7 have won:

 

Our lay strike rate is 99%....so that’s world best.

 

Been on Betfair UK some nights with live tips for UK punters.

 

Last night winners around the world in thoroughbred, dogs and trots.

 

All the best and a Merry Xmas.

 

Thank

 

Jim

 

 

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Dec 17

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Mark

Sent: Thursday, 17 December 2015 4:37 PM

To: James Conway

Subject: Re E Dutch

 

Hi James,

 

Looks like you have been doing well on your fitness selections , I have settle back into Aus again now , so looking at getting back into your selection regularly from today , Re the E dutch how should we be using that , ive seen it in a couple of your txt’s

 

also ps i think the $20 per meeting is a more than fair price

 

regards

Mark

Dec 17
Dec 17

 

 

How I come up with my final selections on fitness.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBD2SUnIy20&feature=em-share_video_user

 

 

Dec 17

 

 

We are racing today at the 7 race meeting at Echuca.

 

Jim

Dec 16

 

 

Page 3

 

EXT       DRIVING A CAR TO THE TRACK    DAY

 

Frank drives his red convertible car through the gates

of the Gobble Gobble race track.

 

He sees his father leaning on the running rail and drives up

and stops, gets out and walks over                                        

 

          Cut to

 

 

 

EXT       FRANK GETS OUT OF CAR.   DAY

 

BART BOURKE, (65) Champion local trainer, Vice President of the club,

glasses, grey hair, 6’ tall, solid build, is leaning on the running

rail, turns to welcome Frank.

         

JAMES Young man 6’2” tall, thin, bow tie, braces on pants, wears

Google Glass glasses, is standing upright over-looking the course,

50 yards from Bart.

 

 

FRANK   (Gives BART a big hug)        

I got here as quick as I could Father, it’s good to be back

and great grandad CHARLIE would be proud of what you have

achieved to keep things going.

 

Your 150th Cup meeting will be huge

                                                      

Cut to

 

 

BART      (Worried look)                         

But for how long son I am not sure, we have deep financial

problems which I just cannot understand why!

If next month’s Cup meeting is not a bumper of a crowd,

we could be forced to close!

              

I would like you to come to our board meeting son and any

marketing ideas you can come up will help us.

 

FRANK          

                     I can do that father.

                     So, has your horse, MY FACE got a good chance to

 win the Cup this year?

 

 You have won a club record 12 Cups so far, can you

 make it 13?                      

                                       Cut to

 

 

BART      (FADE IN)     

                     I hope so, but it looks a tough race this year with many

 good horses coming for the $20,000 prize money.

 

 I wish you could ride another winner for me Frank?                                                                                                               Cut to

 

 

FRANK   (Perspiring)          

                    Sorry father after my last fall, I just don’t have the

                    nerve anymore.      

 

You will be ok; there are lots of good jockeys that can

win it for you.

                                       

 

BART    (Putting his arm on FRANK’S shoulders)

                   Not nearly as good as you FRANK, you were the best of the best.

                   You were top gun son.

                                                               Cut  

 

Ext            Plane flies overhead     Day

(A single engine Cessnock crop plane flies overhead, spraying insecticide over

Frank and Bart.)

                                                                    Cut to

 

 

EXT            FRANK IN PILOT’S OUTFIT   DAY

Frank holds a pilots helmet under his arm, walks with Bart away    from the track.

 

 

FRANK                            

Thanks father, I will come to the meeting to try and help the club for you and CHARLIE’S sake.                                                                       

                                  Cut to

 

EXT            BART PARTING GLANCE AT JAMES       DAY

Bart pats Frank on the back as they walk off;

Bart gives James a parting glance from a distance.

 

BART  (Mumbles to himself)                   

Weirdo!                                                                                                                                                       Cut to

 

 

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